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I’m a man and we will wear shorts to work until a day we die, don’t @ me

I’m a man and we will wear shorts to work until a day we die, don’t @ me

Summer’s finally here, that means it’s time for a annual discuss about either or not wearing shorts to a bureau is An Acceptable Thing, or a Worthy of a Fashion War Crimes Tribunal. Because somehow, even in 2017—the year that yielded RompHims and edging shorts for men—we’re somehow still debating something as prosaic as either […]

Confused by Super Mario Odyssey? Let me transparent it adult for you

Confused by Super Mario Odyssey? Let me transparent it adult for you

The new trailer for Super Mario Odyssey premiered during E3 and it has left a lot of people scratching their heads. There are so many elements in this trailer to to take in that it is officious overwhelming. We see Mario personification guitar. We see Mario unresolved out with uncanny humans. We see him holding […]

Here’s a breeze of a Senate’s medical check they so don’t wish we to see

Here’s a breeze of a Senate’s medical check they so don’t wish we to see

For weeks, Republicans in a Senate have finished all they can to try and censor their due medical check from a open — since clarity is sooooo 2016. Thankfully, we’ve performed a really special breeze of a due legislation, pleasantness of an unknown owl that flew by and forsaken it on my desk. The owl […]

My name is Dan Covfefe and unfortunately a meme died before we could gain financially on it

My name is Dan Covfefe and unfortunately a meme died before we could gain financially on it

My name is Dan Covfefe and we should be a chairman everybody is articulate about right now. we should be a strike of a country—nay, a world– right now. But I’m not. And we censure you.  It all started with a twitter from Donald Trump. I saw a twitter roughly now after it was posted […]

My name is Dan Covfefe and unfortunately the meme died before I could capitalize financially on it

My name is Dan Covfefe and unfortunately the meme died before I could capitalize financially on it

My name is Dan Covfefe and I should be the person everyone is talking about right now. I should be the hit of the country—nay, the world– right now. But I’m not. And I blame you.  It all started with a tweet from Donald Trump. I saw the tweet almost instantly after it was posted […]

Look during how these reporters have aged given they started covering Trump

Look during how these reporters have aged given they started covering Trump

It’s usually been 4 months given Trump strictly took office, though for a reporters forced to cover him for a past dual years, it has been centuries. Take a demeanour during how some of America’s many telegenic pundits and personalities have aged given a election. The president’s fight on a media has been successful in […]

The destiny of a Earth is in grave danger, though during slightest it’s iced coffee season, baby!

The destiny of a Earth is in grave danger, though during slightest it’s iced coffee season, baby!

The other day, President Donald Trump strictly pulled a United States out of a Paris Accord. This, of course, carries offensive and dangerous implications for a destiny of Earth, though hey, during slightest it’s goddamn motherfucking iced coffee season, baby! Oh, ruin yeah!  With a United State’s announced withdrawal from a tellurian treaty, many other […]

In a gig economy, I’m a doer. And we can be one too

In a gig economy, I’m a doer. And we can be one too

I know you. You’re like me. You’re a doer. You don’t lay in an bureau all day, punching a clock. You punch your possess clock. You live by your possess rules, during your possess pace. This is a freelancers universe — you’re only abrasive in it. You don’t have a career, we have a lifestyle. […]

Even some-more ways James Comey hid from Trump before his firing

Even some-more ways James Comey hid from Trump before his firing

As former FBI Director James Comey testifies in front of a Senate Intelligence Committee today, it’s tough not to consider about a several ways in that a former personality of a FBI reportedly avoided President Trump. In May, a New York Times reported that Comey had attempted to “blend in with a blue fate in […]

I have drawn a Trump administration as Sonic a Hedgehog and we am prepared to answer for it

I have drawn a Trump administration as Sonic a Hedgehog and we am prepared to answer for it

The primary avocation of a publisher is to pronounce law to energy — to lift “the veil” and display a loyal inlet of a people who control opposite aspects of a bland lives. As America struggles with large domestic change in 2017, that purpose is generally important. And that is because we have selected to […]

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