17 ideal gifts for anyone who loves vaginas

Want. (Picture: Etsy/feltmelons)

If there’s one physique partial that truly captures a fun of Christmas, it’s a vagina.

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Vaginas are magical. Just like Christmas, they broach fun unto all and they smell like cranberries and hunger trees.

So this gratifying season, because not give all your friends and desired ones a present of vagina?

Not an tangible vagina, to be clear. That competence be a little inappropriate.

We’re articulate about stately products that applaud a consternation of a vagina – ideal for your grandma, your best vagina-obsessed friend, or any familiarity who still seems to be freaked out by womanlike genitals (but finds penises wholly non-threatening).

Here are a picks of a best vagina-related products on a market.

1. A Vagina Puppet/Pillow, Wondrous Vulva Puppet

(Picture: Etsy/WondrousVulvaPuppet)

Finally, a vagina we can graze adult with.


2. A Vachina Purse, Not Made in China Sewing

(Picture: Not Made In China)

Perfect for coins, tampons, and any other little objects. Just like a genuine vagina (AKA nature’s pocket).

Unfortunately Not Made in China’s purses are now sole out, though she should be restocking soon.


3. Framed Vulva Cross-Stitch, Michelle Gautier Art

Gautier Art)


4. Pink Vulvette Purse, ampule

(Picture: ampule)

With copiousness of room for anything we need to be stored.


5. Vulva Vase, Yellow Tree Store

(Picture: Etsy/YellowTreeStore)

Available in a operation of skin tones and labia types.


6. Embroidered Vulva Patch, RoyalSauvage

(Picture: etsy/royalsauvage)

Is your smart festooned denim coupler unequivocally finish but a stitched on vulva? we consider not.


7. Little V Ring, OHMEshop

(Picture: etsy/OHMEshop)

So simple, so elegant.


8. Vagina Poster, VaJayJoy

(Picture: etsy/VaJayJoy)

Truly poetic houses have a square of vagina art in any room.


9. Colour Up Next Tuesday Colouring Book, Beki Reilly

(Picture: Beki Reilly)

A stately book filled with difference we use for ‘vagina’, prepared and watchful for your caricature pencils.


10. Vagina Bauble, feltmelons

(Picture: etsy/feltmelons)

Deck a halls with vaginas.


11. Tri-metal Vagina Necklace, Visceral Jewelry

(Picture: etsy/VisceralJewelry)

Big fan of how this doesn’t demeanour that most like a vagina until someone points it out.


12. Ceramic Pussy Plate, Warrior Mama Textiles

(Picture: esty/warriormamatextiles)

Fact: vaginas make good storage.*

*Not really. Please don’t leave keys adult there like we always fun about doing.


13. Vagina Planet Pin, HAMMERCHEN



14. Teenie Vagina Mug, BeckyBygone

Picture: BeckyBygone)

The ideal mop to arrangement proudly on your desk.


15. Vagina Rubber Stamp, CrassStamps

(Picture: Etsy/CrassStamps)

Please can someone buy this for me so we can cover literally all we possess in little vulvae?


16. Pussy Pin, virageknal

(Picture: virageknal)

Everyone’s wearing ’em.


17. Vulva Brooch, woolloom

(Picture: woolloom)


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