Rejoice, multi-taskers: The dildo hoverboard is here to make your invert magical
Reading a book on a tube is great, sure. But being a important-women-trying-to-have-it-all that we are, we’re in hunt of something a small some-more productive.
We’re multi-taskers, we know? We wish a invert to parasite off mixed things on a to-do lists.
Which is because we are apparently OVERJOYED by a origination of a dildo hoverboard. It’s a hoverboard (not one that indeed hovers, only one of those irritating things on wheels) with a thrusting dildo attached.
So we can masturbate, get to work, AND take in your surroundings. So many accomplishments, and all before 9am. It’s a dream. The dildo dream.
The Dildo Hoverboard is, of course, a origination of Dildo Everything, a same people behind a dildo drone and a dildo selfie stick.
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